1. Come back and talk to me when your IQ is higher than your age. (See i did it again come back get it comeback, you guys probaly hate me for my rubbish jokes but anywayy... 😂😘)

2.  I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls........ then i met you

3. Guy: You must be wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world
You: No I'm wearing baseball pants cause my ass is out of your league

4. Girl: I bet I've had 10× the amount of boyfriends you've had.
You: Well 10 × 0 is 0, so yeah 0

5. You: Whats the meaning in life
Guy: My dick
You: I guess thats why life is so short then

6. I wish I could stop the alphabet at t cause I don't want any of u

7. You: Being childish
Girl: What are you? 11
You: Yeah on a scale from 1 to 10.

8. *this one actually happened*
Person: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
You/me: *throws a dictionary*

9. Person: I'm not fat, obesity runs in the family.
You: Nothing runs in your family.

10. 1 universe,
9 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas and im stuck here with you.
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Hi ppl 💜💙💚💛 thank you for reading again, I hope you still like this book ❤ today I looked at the number of views 650+ and was like arrghhh this isnt even funny and kept trying to reload it thinking its glitched or something I kept waiting for it to go to like 100 views but it stayed and then i had a mini heart attack 😂😂😂 it was like *screams* *dances* *omg* 😂😂😂 thank youuuu so much 💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙💚💛💜