1. Teacher: You failed the test.
You: No, you failed to educate me.

2. Whats the difference between you and a robot?
Ones a robot the others a monster

3. Girl: Why are you so short?
You: I could say the same thing about your relationship.

4. Person: Your looking pretty today! Pretty ugly
You: At least you can see my real face instead of paint. Oh, and be careful in direct heat, we wouldn't want that plastic to melt now would we.

5. Your dick belongs in your pants not your personality.

6. Your ego is bigger than your future so you can shut up.

7. You know your kinda like rapunzul apart from instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone else.

8. Person: Your always quiet you weirdo.
You: Well am I supposed to plan your murder out loud?

9. Person *flirts with me*
You: K
Person: Every kiss begins with k
You: To bad ugly starts with u.

10. Bitch: *making fun of my guy friend* your dick is the size of a tick-tack
Guy: *shrugs/doesn't care*
You: Maybe thats why your mums mouth is so fresh.
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