1. Your so fake barbie is jealous.

2. You: Would you punish me for something I didnt do?
Teacher: Of course not!
You: I didn't do my homework.
^^^when you haven't done your homework 😣

3. Teacher: Wheres your book!?
You: At home.
Teacher: And whats it doing there?
You: Having more fun than me

4. (When someone says you should calm down say....)
Don't make me angry and tell me to calm down, thats like stabbing someone and wondering why their bleeding.

5. You: Hey my friend changed all of my contact names can you tell me who you are?
Ex: What does it say?
You: Bitch
Ex: Oh wow.... and by the way its caroline your ex
You: Oh I guess he didn't change this one.

6. Annoying person: I would go to the end of the world for you
You: But would you stay there

7. Person: Did you get a hair cut!
You:😣 no I dyed the tips invisible

8. Bitch: You were adopted!!!
You: Well at least my parents got to choose me yours are stuck with you.

9. Player: Will you go out with me this Saterday?
You: Sorry i'm having a headache this Saterday.

10. Player: I think I could make you very happy.
You: Why are you leaving?
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Omg you people are amazing we have 550+ views *screams* 😆😆 thank you for all the votes and comments they encorage me 2 write more, I do read them 💜💙💚💛 ok sorry for blabbing on byeeee.  Hope you guys like my new cover 💜 still looking for more covers tho I like changing 😉