1. Im already visulaizing duck tape over your mouth.

2. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statment than that.

3. Shock me say something intelligent.

4. I had a nightmare, I dreamed I was you!!! (Sorry i know im only meant to put one !)

5. You dont know me you just wish you did.

6. If I wanted to hear from an asshole id fart.

7. Your proof that evolution can go in reverse.

8. Your so stupid you tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

9. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

10. Sorry come back later I cant think of an insult stupid enough for you (get it come-back, I know im not funny) :( 😦 at least i try 😁)
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