1. Some day you'll go far - and I really hope you stay there

2. I'm trying my absolute hardest 2 see things from your perspective but I just can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

3. Sometimes it's better to let people think you're stupid than open your mouth and prove it.

4. I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

5. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

6. I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water i'd drink it

This one is for when you've just said a good comeback to some1 and their thinking what to say. Say this then walk away
7. I don't know what your problem is but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce.

8. Do your parents even realize that their living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?

9. Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you just abuse the privilege.

10. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I'm worried about how full of shit you are.