1. If I wanted to kill myself i'd climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ.

2. I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with "me" and ugly starts with "u".

3. Person: (tells a joke & laughs)
You: Omg your so funny...so funny i forgot to laugh.

4. Thats not funny but do you know what is...
Your life

5. To bad you can't photoshop your personality.

6. Wheres your off button?

7. If your gonna be a smart ass, firsr you gotta be smart otherwise your just an ass.

8. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it.
Continue while I take notes.

9. Open your mind not your mouth.

10. You would argue with a fence post if you had the chance.

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