1. I bet you were up all night trying to come up with that one.

2. Wow.............. god must hate you.

3. I would make fun of you but I don't like you'de understand it.

4. Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?

5. Did your parents ever ask you to run away?

6. Oh, good it's just you, we were afraid it was somebody important.

7. Your living proof man can live without a brain.

8. Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me who was born to be a big liar.

9. I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

10. The fact that jellyfish have lived for 650 million years despite having a brain gives hope to many people.