1. Wow your comebacks suck almost as much as your mouth does.

2. Row, row, row the boat gently away from me.

3.(Girl stares at someone)
You: Take a picture it'll last longer
Girl/idiot: I can't cause I might break the camera.
You: You must have put it on selfie mode then.

4. If you want to know about bitches ask your reflection.

5. I don't know where you got your looks but I hope you have the receipt.

6. Ex: You'll never find anyone like me
You: That's the point

7. Stop calling yourself hot; the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

8. (Person annoyingly singing a song)
You: Who sings that song
Girl: (answers correctly)
You: Yeah let's keep it that way

9. When your parents dropped you off for pre school they were arrested for littering.

10. This is an A and B conversation so C your way put of it.