1. Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

2. Don't you get tried of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

3. Oh your talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

4. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

5. I guess if you spoke your mind you'de be speechless.

6. OH MY GOD. IT SPOKE!!!

7. I want to give you a high five, in the face, with a chair.

When your listening 2 bad music
8. Bitch: Ewwww, what are you listening to.
You: I know right your voice is awfully disturbing.

When someone points at your black clothes.
9. Girl: Who's funeral is it
You: (look around) havent decided yet

10. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the hospital.