1. Your so fat you could sell shade.

2. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?

3. Your lips keep moving but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah."

4. You'll never be the man your mother is.

5. If I had a face like yours i'd sue my parents.

6. Fine, your not stupid you just have bad luck when thinking.

7. If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents

8. Awww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

9. Brains aren't everything, in your case there nothing.

10. Quick - check your face! I just found your nose in my business.