1. My middle finger salutes you

2. I'm not insulting you I'm describing you.

3. I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

4. You: when I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change

Girl: awww, that's so sweet

You: except the direction I'm walking in

5. Look just because your life is a joke doesn't mean your funny.
^^^This comeback took me a while to think of and I love it 😂😂😂 enjoy and thank you for the comments.

6. I googled "who gives a shit" my name wasn't in the search results

7. Roses are red, violets are blue; a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there to, not in a cage but laughing at you.

8. Life's a Bitch. Oh no waits that you

9. Girl: shut up
You: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.

10. Mirrows don't talk and luckily for you they don't laugh.