Pick out your favourites, I hope you like them 😉

1. If some1 calls you ugly say
"I'm not a mirror"

2. Your family tree must be a cactus cause every1 on it's a prick

3. Are you always such an idiot or do you just show off when I'm around

4. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth

5. It's kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence

6. Sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiot

7. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside to.

8. If your waiting for me to care I hope you brought something for me to eat cause it's gonna be a really long time

9. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither

10. I would call you stupid but that would be an insult to all stupid people.