Person 1: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice out of it.......Sit back, relax and let the world wonder how you did it!

Person2:Says the juice centre man scratching  his underarms!

Person1: That's ironic coz that's your job! What better way to roast yourself than describing how bad your situation really is!

Person 2:Says the juice centre  man!

Person1: Well at least I have a job (supposedly working at a juice centre)

Person2 : So happy for you homie...!

Person 1: I'll be proud of you when you stop stocking and get an actual job!

Person2: Why are you still commenting man! Aren't you suppose to be making juice atm?

Person 1: You know that's actually true...maybe I'll give you one for free.....You being jobless after all..!

PS: If you have some creative comebacks then be sure to leave a comment below and get a chance to be featured in one of my chapters!