Ty's pov hahAHAHAHAHAHAhaAAHH XDDDDD POTATO IM SO RANDOMZ .3. XDD !!!111!22!2!!!!!!!111!1!!T!1!1!!1!1!1!22!!1!1!12!

It had been three months since Adam and I had escaped the minecraft world that I hated ever so dearly, much like the real world as well.

This dumb chapter takes place three months later because that's literally how long it took Mango to update this chapter after the previous one. She forgot about it and was also busy with other books and life and stuff as well or whatever, who knows, I hate everyone.

Anyways, um, story or whatever. After Adam and I got out of Minecraft, turns out that Notch was a HUGE troll, and the portal left us in the middle of Kim Kardashian's photo shoot. So, naturally, we beat the utter crap out of her in front of thousands of people with cameras. I flipped off at all the cameras while Adam bounced on her boobs like a trampoline, screaming something about it being better than the Wii Fit trainer girl.

Soon, the cops showed up, and we made a run for it. I kicked some paparazzi dude in the left shin while we made our great escape, and Adam managed to steal one of Kim's earrings. It even had a chunk of bloody ear on it, still.

Once we had successfully evaded all da police, seven and a half school bus hijackings later we made it back home. My home, because who cares about Adam's house? When we got there, my front door was on the sidewalk, the toaster was on fire, my computer was in the toilet and the banana police were watching Oprah in the living room. As in, Oprah was literally in the living room.

Kay was apparently behind all of this, so I got really mad at her and called her an unoriginal Mary Sue fanfiction oc, then told her I was leaving her for Adam, then Adam helped me banish her to the moon.

Then, we found Notch in the backyard eating a sandwich, and we were about to tickle him to death when he pointed out that we couldn't kill him because he was Minecraft, so we just banished him to Sweden, where he ran for election to become president of Sweden. He was up against some guy named Felix or something. I don't care. I hope they both lose.

So now, we've moved to Adam's casa where we live happily together, off of an app game we created based off of Kim Kardashian. How did we get the money to make the game? We sold her earring on ebay. It sold for surprisingly a lot. We sold the ear chunk too for twice as much.

Anyway, that's our story. Bye everyone, remember that I hate you all.

-Ty

~Where are they now?~

Adam made tons of money off of the Kim Kardashian game, which he used to help support him and Ty, and buy the company Minecraft with. He later used the power of controlling two huge games to become God.

Ty went to a rehab center, where they tried to help him to stop hating everyone. It didn't work, and he currently holds the world record for most rehab centers burnt down, and counting.

Mitch, Ian, Jerome and Jason went on to start a boyband called 'We Bully Jason,' where they earned millions of fangirls from concerts where they sang one song, then beat up Jason for the rest of the show.

Kay is on the moon, lacking oxygen.

Notch made a truce with the opposing candidate for President of Sweden, Felix Kjellberg, and they both now rule Sweden in tyranny.

Quentin did literally nothing because he wasn't in this fanfiction.

Kim Kardashian died of an bleeding earlobe.

The end