Ty's Morgan Freeman's Freckles Sprinkled on Lowfat Vanilla Yogurt Left Out In The Sun for 43 Days Then Mixed Into A Chicken Nugget And Sold At McDonalds

Ok well Wattpad is glitching out and won't let me get out of bold so I guess this whole chapter will be in bold haha yay

So there we were, surrounded by wither skeletons in a dark depressing cave with a random throne in it. And the mastermind behind this entire mansion-I mean, adventure, was sitting there. And his name was Bo-I mean, Herobrine. Herobrine. Yep. That's the guy.
Herobrine laughed evilly. U all thought u cold gwt out of here alife did u? He asked us menacingly.
"Well, yeah, the portal was like, right there, so..." Adam said with a shrug.
"Adam you should probably shut up now probably." Jerome advised.
"OH MY GOD DON'T TELL ADAM WHAT TO DO I HATE EVERYONE!" I calmly entered the dispute.
Every1 stfu Herobrine ordered. Everyone stfued.
Ok im gonna loke at u all menasinglu bc i am evel ok Herobrine told us, and began walking around us.
im like a shakr rn He said, circling us. The wither skeletons just kinda stood there awkwardly. So did we.
Herobrine stopped and looked at me.
hey ther e qt ;) Herobrine said.
"Are you flirting with me?" I asked him bluntly.
Idk sweetie am i? ;;))) Herobrine said.
"Do not touch my man," Adam growled.
Herobrine stepped closer.
"DON'T TOUCH MY MAN." Adam ordered.
Herobrine poked me and everything went veryx100 dark gray.

I woke up to see that I was in the nether or something. There was, like...nether brick and stuff, so like...probably right? Who knows. Ask Brit. I'm pretty much done with this whole book right now.
So bb i wanna tty alone lol Herobrine said, appearing in front of me.
"Oh my god Herobrine, uh, lay off, and like, go away. I hate everyone," I sassed him off. I Z-snapped for effect.
But i have a dael to make wkth you Herobrine exclaimed.
"What is it Herobrine I hate everyone?" I asked.
B my aprentis and i well not kel ur frends Herobrine demanded.
"No."
Y
"Because I hate everyone."
So u wnat ur ferinds to dei
"Yes."
K tben hiw about if i mak u my aprndts then ur tomadachies will death
"That is a good plan."
Aight so will u b mt apwns nwo
"Y-" I stopped myself to reflect. I mean, I really wanted my friends to die, seeing as they got me into this mess and are all idiots and they ignored my pain and three books and glass at my face and Jason is with them, but plot and good deeds and Herobrine was a slut.
"Actually no nevermind," I refused.
Wtf ty Herobrine exclaimed.
"No now take me back to my morons friends."
ty no
"Ty Yes I HATE EVERYONE!"
Herobrine poked me again. Ur net geting uot of tihs He chuckled.
I sighed. "I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now, I hate everyone."
Then everything went veryximtoolazytowritetheseverys dark gray.