Jerome's POV

"Hey guys look, ocean," Ian pointed out. We all stared at the clearly visible ocean in front of us.
"How are we gonna get across this?" Adam asked.
"Who said we needed to go across it?" Jason asked, but everyone ignored him.
Everyone looked at Ty. "What? I hate all of you," Ty growled.
"Ty, get us across the ocean," Adam told Ty. Ty sighed and rolled his eyes. "You just have to think minecraftingly, I hate everyone."
Everyone stared at him.
Ty sighed again.
"I hate everyone so much right now, do I have to sing the song?"
Mitch gasped. "Song?!"
Jason looked around as music started playing in the background. "Uh, okay, what...?" he asked.
Ty took a deep breath.

"What's your favorite idea? Mine is crafting in Minecraft."
"How do you get the idea?" We all sang, except Jason.
Ty sang on. "I just try to think, minecraftingly! Now when you see these wood blocks,
tell me please, what do you see?"
"It's just some boring old blocks!" We all replied except Jason.
"Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a brand new boat! Riding around, into the sea," Ty sang.
"I don't see what you mean," Jason said uncertainly.
"'Cause you're not thinking minecraftingly!" Ty exclaimed.
"So take a look at my hair. I use my hair to hate everyone."
"That sounds really boring," Adam said.
Ty looked at him. "I use my hair to hate everyone."
"Now when you're transported to Minecraft, don't you find it exciting?" Ty asked.
"No," we all said.
"Come on, take another look," Ty said.
"Oh, right!" We exclaimed.
"I can see a block! I can see a Bacc! I can see the player tag 'Deadlox!' I can see some iron! I can see you, Tyler! I can see that this Mitch is on fire!"
"Think you're getting the hang of it now, using your minds, but just call me Ty!" Ty sang.
"I'll build a boat so I don't drown!" Jason said happily.
"Woah there friend, that might need to burn down!" Mitch exclaimed.
We all watched as Mitch burned Jason's boat down until it was nothing but a smoldering pile of ash.
"Here's another good tip, of how to be a minecrafty wit, guys go and craft some signs with the name of your favorite Team Crafted member!"
"Jerome!" Mitch exclaimed.
"Mitch." I exclaimed.
"Adam!" Jason exclaimed.
"Adam is not a Team Crafted member," Ty said.
"There's one more thing that you need to know, before you let your minecraftity flow, listen to your heart, listen to the rain, listen to the voices in Brit's brain!"
"Come on guys, let's start crafting!" Adam exclaimed. As music played in the background the whole time, we all grabbed wood and crafted boats, then placed them into the ocean and rode them across the water.
Then, squids started jumping out at us, and some pulled Adam underwater. Mitch used his fire to light a stick of dynamite he had for no apparent reason and threw the dynamite into the water as Jason and I pulled Adam out. Although it was underwater, the fuse was still able to make the squids blow up. We kept sailing until we finally reached some land. We all got off our boats and sat down on the beach. (All this with the music still playing in the background).
"Now let's all agree, to never be minecrafty again," Ty said, faceplanting into the sand with a muffled 'I hate everyone.'