Don't look at his Instagram.

(So that the pictures of him and his girlfriend kissing and hugging don't haunt you.)

Don't initiate any conversations with him.

(In case you fall for his fantastic sense of humour and charm.)

Don't make eye contact.

(You will lose yourself in his beautiful blue eyes.)

Don't go out of your way to help or talk to him.

(You might be fooled and believe that they appreciate you.)

Don't sit with him in class.

(You will stare at his angelic beauty and later he will laugh about that with his asshole friends.)

Don't laugh at his jokes.

(You will fall even more deeply; you will crash and burn)

DON'T FUCKING CRY IN FRONT OF HIM IN CASE IT LOOKS AS IF HE GIVES A SHIT.

(IT WILL BREAK YOU)

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE!

Pretend not to care about his...