Story time!
Part 1
So this happened on Tuesday at rifle sectional. I did a toss and I realized I couldn't catch it. So I had the brilliant idea of "hey, why don't I squat down and grab it before it hits the ground?" So I did that. I didn't catch the rifle and I was still squatting. The rifle bounced up and the nose hit me in the middle of my forehead.
Part 2
So my coach witnessed this horrific event and she says to me "Chris I just saw that, are you ok?" And I was to the point where if I said anything I would've started crying. I didn't want anyone to be concerned, because it didn't hit me that hard. So I just said "uh huh" and so she's like are you sure and I repeated my response and then someone (either my coach or my dawg) says for me to punish the rifle and so I tried the toss again and it fell on the ground. Then I point at it and scream "P U N I S H!" And everyone started laughing and I felt better.

The end.