Summary: Interesting approach...

(Warning: This story contains mild swearing.)

One by one, Killer, Dust, and Horror exited their boss' dark viscous portal and stepped into the shadows of their mission's location. A Surface AU, given the lush hilly forest surrounding them.

The portal slowly melted into sludge behind them, leaving them stranded under the moonlight until they completed their job.

"...Moon." Horror growled, swollen red eyelight glaring up at the sky.

"Ugh, great! Of course, that fucking orb is out..." Dust groused. His grip on the sharpened bone in his hand tightened while purple, angry magic flared around it.

Killer scoffed, casually flipping his knife. "Come on, guys. It's not that big of a deal."

His broken-skulled counterpart grumbled in disagreement. All the while, Dust snarled and jabbed his bone attack towards him, "Not that big of a deal- What kind of Classic deviation are you?! Don't you hate the moon too?"

"Well. Yeah, but..." The target-souled skeleton donned an impish grin before he boasted, "I decided to seduce it instead."