Colerc was eating at the cafeteria. He didn't really know what he was doing on this spaceship. He was minding his own business buying honey for the fifth time that week. Sap has a real problem when it comes to honey. Colerc had wandered around until he saw a 'spaceship'. He honestly thought it was some sort of movie prop and wanted to check it out. That was when he found the cafeteria. Colerc was disappointed that the cafeteria didn't have any proper food but remembered that he had a couple hotdogs in his grocery bag. Colerc was about to eat it when he heard *clank*. There was a tiny man in the hallway in a hazard suit. No that couldn't be right. The man was in an Extravehicular Mobility Unit (EMU). The man or The Blue Astronaut as Colerc had decided to call him had no arms but Colerc thinks he might have telekinesis or some other object lifting ability as in Blue Astronauts shock he had somehow dropped his pliers. Colerc went to wave but The Blue Astronaut ran to the centre of the room, suddenly had a hand materialise in mid air and hit a button.

Blue slammed his hand down on the emergency report button almost breaking it in the process. Everyone was teleported to the cafeteria which was temporarily also labelled the meeting room after people started disappearing with only a trace of desperate looking hand marks in what they hoped was ketchup. Recently though... they had found a body. This resulted in a massive outrage of false accusations and attempted 'punishments' by being thrown out the ship door. The crew had sorted out the dispute with Red's great leadership and were told to report anything suspicious while they temporarily landed to fix the thrusters.

Red and the rest of the crew arrived in the 'meeting room' and immediately started asking questions about the meeting. During the orthodox meeting Yellow, who had been silently watching this argument go down, quietly asked Blue why he called the meeting. Blue looked at Yellow in silent terror before shakily pointing at Colerc who was watching them.

Colerc was watching the strange tiny astronauts arguing. He found it funny as they seemed to sidetrack and bring up things so random it made it difficult to figure out what it was actually about. All the same it was fun to watch. Colerc opened his gaping maw to eat, displaying many rows of sharp pointy bones.

Blue watched in horror as the creature opened its mouth showing many many teeth of various sizes from razor sharp needles to sharpened 3 inch bladed knives all equally terrifying. Blue, without turning his gaze, interrupted Red who was lecturing Black and pink about using the meeting time to focus on the task at hand and not Marvel vs DC.

"There is a literal dead body in the hallway and you are busy arguing over moronically topics, you are unbelievable!" Red exclaimed. "B-Boss?" Blue stuttered. Red Massaged his temples "What!" He yelled. "I-I found s-something sus-spicious" Blue announces quietly. Everyone went quiet. Everyone followed Blue's gaze to see and saw a cavern of teeth.

Everyone votes Colerc and he gets ejected off the Skeld along with his last hotdog.

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28/02/2021