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Painful Flirting

Note: These are just some fun, extremely lame puns.

Enjoy! ;)

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Barry woke up to a warm sensation next to him.

"Aww. You say you're cold, yet you feel so warm."

Len snorted as he woke up.

"And people say I ruin puns," he muttered.

...

"You say you run fast, yet my heart is racing faster than you ever could."

Barry looked at him.

"What did I do to deserve that?" he asked, and Len snorted.

...

"You say you love me, yet you try to freeze me."

Barry raced around Len, desperately trying to avoid the cold blasts.

"And you deserve it, just for saying that."

As soon as he said that, he managed to hit Barry in the leg.

...

"You're warm and I'm cold, yet love manages to freeze your heart and love melts mine."

Barry sighed.

"Why are you doing this to me?" he begged, earning a grin from Len.

"You started it."

...

"I hate you, I love you, I wish you wouldn't try and kill me," Barry sang as he raced around Len's ear.

"Why?" Len moaned.

Suddenly, Barry pinned him against the wall.

"Because you constantly try and kill me," he replied in the same voice as before.

Len groaned.

...

"You think you can command me, yet you can't even get me to hate you."

"I don't even understand that one," Barry muttered.

Len smirked.

"Well, you constantly try to get me to change," he started, but Barry raced off before he could finish.

...

"I can beat you in a race, yet you can beat me."

Len looked at him.

"I hate you."

"But you just said you loved me," Barry said with a grin.

"I can multitask."

...

"You can throw lightning, yet you grabbed my heartstrings."

Barry stared at him.

"You completely ruined the moment."

"Yeah, well, you ruined puns."


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