This is my lame ass idea of a joke, don't judge too harshly. Don't forget to vote comment and enjoy!

   (SILENCE IS GOLDEN)

    (After an unexpected dip in the river)

    Mr. Ambrose : You look terrible, Mr. Linton.

   Lillian Linton (voice dripping with more sarcasm than water from her) : Really? That's so kind of you, Mr. Ambrose. On second thought, you look just like one of my close friends in Egypt.

  Mr. Ambrose (glaring more icily than the river water) : And who is this close friend of yours?

  Lillian Linton (smirking) : You both even have the same name. Alas, you are missing a hump.

  Mr. Ambrose (arctic glare) : Mr. Linton?

  Lillian Linton (innocently, as innocent an ifrit can be) : Yes, Mr. Ambrose?

  Mr. Ambrose (narrowing eyes by 0.00382 inches) : Shut your mouth before I push you in the river again.

  Lillian Linton (grinning widely) : Yessir! Immediately sir!