Heroine: Here comes the sexiest man any of us will ever see.Okay, let's pour him a cup of coffee.2storytime

Léon: Hold it right there!

Heroine: Welcome. (Continues to pour coffee)

Léon: Thank you... and what the hell are you doing?

Heroine: Pouring you some delicious black coffee.

Léon: I only drink that cat shit coffee.

Heroine: 😂😂Cat shit coffee? Seriously?

Léon: As serious as caffeine dependancy.

(Both burst out laughing.)

Heroine: Now you're just making stuff up.

(Accidentally spills coffee on Léon's shirt. He takes off his shirt, Heroine chockes on her coffee.)

Welcome to coffee with heroine and thank you for accepting our invitation

Leon:Thank you Miss Heroine

Heroine: How's your coffee?

Leon: needs more Heroin

Heroine: what?

leon: huh?

Heroine: don't you mean *heroine*?

leon: do I?

Heroine: Um.... um.... Okay, our today guest is Léon. Welcome again Léon.

Léon: Thank you so much I can't believe I got in. (Sips.) Wow, you can really taste the cat shit.

Heroine: I'm sure. How old are you?

Léon: 21

Heroine: Where are you from?

Léon: Kenya, hakuna matata!😂😂

Heroine: Gender?

Léon: Male

Heroine: And what's your wattpad username? Um... can you please put something on?

Léon: But the stain...

Heroine: It's barely a drop. (Turns away)
Just put something on.

Léon: Fine. I guess I'll wear my ruined shirt.... so, what were you saying?

Heroine: Your Wattpad username?

Léon: it's 2storytime

Heroine: And your books?

Léon: I have only one in Wattpad at the moment.

Heroine: What's it called?

Léon: COLLIDE. All caps.

Heroine: Collide, huh?

Léon: No, COLLIDE

Heroine: But that's what I said, collide.

Léon: No. You have to say in all caps.

Heroine: I don't.... How am I supposed to say it in caps?

Léon: Well its COLLIDE, so...

Heroine: Why did you join Wattpad?

Léon: Why not?

Heroine: Okay then😅😅 So that title, COLLIDE, did you struggle with it?

Léon: Yeah, a lot.

Heroine: What inspires you to write?

Léon: Everything, everyone. Things around me. I believe everyone has a story to tell, I just self appointed myself to do it.

Heroine: What are the challenges you face when writing?

Léon: The usual stuff. Writer's block, blah, blah, blah.
The one I have to face everytime is, questioning "why am I even writing this? Does anyone give a shit?"
I have to always remind myself why I'm writing.

Heroine: I can't relate coz I'm amazing but what do you like to do when writing? To get the mood right, I, obviously drown myself in coffee.

Léon: Some times I like to listen to music but there's no unicorns shitting out magical rainbow writing juice. I just sit my ass down and write!

Heroine: So,In your book. Who's your favourite character?

Léon: I love all of them, but especially agent Lee and Amber. They're the most fun to write, so far.

Heroine: What about your favourite scene. You know, the one that you enjoyed writing the most.

Léon: There is this one scene when my protagonist goes to face the antagonist. She has acquired a big advantage.

Heroine: Oh! That's nice and encouraging....

Léon: But then my antagonist rapes her!

Heroine: (Spits coffee)What?

Léon: Yeah, he full on assaults and batters her. It's a full on blood bath.

Heroine: (Throws up)

Léon: It just... satisfied me as a person, know what I mean?

Heroine: And what do your readers think of this scene?

Léon: Oh this is an exclusive. I haven't published that part yet. It does however appear in the Prologue so, you know.💁🏽‍♂️

Heroine: Well it sounds intense!heck🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Léon: (smirks) It is.

Heroine: Could you give me a synopsis of the book?

Léon: So basically this psycholofist has to get a psycho to reveal life saving information. There are lies, twists, intrigues, rape scenes, gun violence. All the works! It's one of those books that grab you right from page one. You're always afraid that something will happen but you don't know what. It's scary fun to watch the mystery unfold as the poor protagonists try to uncover it. A brave and capable yet deeply flawed protagonist and a memorable supporting cast. It's basically a book that took me a heck of a long time to write😂😂💔💔

Heroine: When did you start writing?

Léon: When I was very young, my mother used to read us bed time stories. I guess it kinda stuck with me. Then when I was in primary school I wrote stories on my school workbook until my mother bought me a seperate book for my stories.

Heroine: Awww.

Léon: (Sips coffee)

Heroine: Whose your best reader?

Léon: I can't choose between my babies, that's wicked!

Heroine: What about your silent readers? (Clenches her jaw)

Léon: I still love you!!

Heroine: Well I don't (rolls eyes) I mean how much does it take to hit that star?!!

Léon: I mean, it is annoying.

Heroine: So if you're reading this, vote, press that star and see if it will cost you! (starts frothing at the mouth)😂💔

Léon: Okay, remember you cant go for five minutes without coffee.(Passes her a cup of black coffee)
Some of do care.
(Pats her on the shoulder.)

Heroine: At this point I have to ask.

Léon: Shoot.

Heroine: Have you ever even bothered to read any of my other interviews?

Léon: Ummm...

Heroine: (sighs)

Léon: Relax. I was pausing for dramatic effect.

Heroine: So what's your favourite interview? (narrows eyes)

Léon: The one with Ahseya_aye she's awesome!

Heroine: Yeah she is!

Léon: Well, except for her love of purple.

Heroine: Yeah what's up with that?

Léon: Yeah it's simply bordering on psychotic. Hey, can I ask you a question?

Heroine: Sure.

Léon: How about this award of yours. Tell me about it. I mean I still can't believe I can get into this award with my two reads?

Heroine:Omg🤦🏻‍♀️Ahh but wait!!!let me think about it

Léon:For how long?🥺

Heroine:I said wait(coffee sipping ☕️)ummmmm

Léon:Stop shouting heroine 😂

Heroine:Definitely i will😂

Léon:Uhmmmm(clearing throat)

Heroine:Yes you can get into the award😃Any writer that we interviewed in our Coffee With Heroine can participate in the awards contest even if your story doesn't reach 2k reads,so start preparing for the awards with your 2 reads😂😂

Léon:(pour some coffee to Heroine )🤦🏻‍♀️😂

This is the end of our interview Coffee with heroine,with the sweet person that i have ever seen, Thank you so much for your time and support... I hope you will share it with your family and friends...

Don't forget to tag 10 of your friends in the comment section and feel free to DM me for the next author that you want us to invite

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