Third place winner of the Winter
Nanofiction Contest, written
by sacredlilac

Bah Mistletoe

Boxing holiday. That's what we elves call December 26th, because it's our only day off. All year. Santa - aka Gingerbread Killer or Carol Crusher - works our mittens right off. Need a family day? Forget it. Sick? Eat some mistletoe and get back to work. Oh, I'd like to stuff his stocking right up his chimney, alright. Bah humbug.