Chapter Three: Do Lollipops Solve Everything?
Carrot. Possibly the evillest vegetable on earth. I had to leave my wonderful vantage point on the ceiling to go to the washroom to vomit once. Jacob is so mean. Anyway, we have Carrotcrunch and Holland screaming about the 'most' intensive fight ever. 'Most'. As for Lovina, well, let's just say she's pretty pissed.
Allow me to magix some lollipops to relieve Jacob and me of that terrible, horrible, vegetable(hmm) taste. Carrots are evil. Camera, please pan back to the court. JUST DO IT FOR MY SAKE. DAMN YOU, CAMERA.
Judge Lovina: Hah?
Unknown: WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS
Sabrina: *sucking on second lollipop* Bwack cawwot magicx.
Jacob: Carrot sorcery.
Jennyfer: *pop up* Can I have a Coca-Cola lollipop?
Chance: *brandishes carrot* I CHALLENGE YOU, YOU SON OF A CARROT!
Rocky: WE SHALL BEGIN.
Everyone Else: *:)* *:)* *:)* *:)* *:)*
Chance/Rocky: *drop carrots* *roll up sleeves*
Judge Lovina: *o.O*
Chance/Rocky: *start slapping each other*
Rocky: Take this! *gently whacks Chance on shoulder*
Chance: OWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE *bashes Rocky quietly on face*
Rocky: THAT HUUUUUUUUUURT LIKE CARROTS *carefully punches Chance*
Chance: That was low, FOR A CARROT! *flick index finger weakly into Rocky's arm*
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Jennyfer: *eating lollipop* *pauses* Dahell?
Jacob: *removes lollipop from mouth* They don't have lollipops. Forgive them.
Sabrina: Mmmm-mmmmm hmmmm mmm. [Carrots are a bad influence.]
Judge Lovina: *to self* The sheer stupidity... *shakes head* Rocky! Chance!
Rocky: *pauses mid-hit* SHE SAID MY NAME FIRST!
Chance: *grabs a carrot* But I beat you!
Leo: *snores slightly*
Harold: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Tim: *pokes Tom with pencil* Make the left wing bigger.
Tom: *stares at drawing of fighter jet* No, it's perfect.
Rocky: IT MEANS THAT SHE PREF-
Chance: SHE HAS ALWAYS-
Rocky: I GAVE HER A HUNDRED-
Chance: -TWO HUNDRED ROSES-
Rocky: SHE INVITED ME TO A MOVIE-
Chance: SHE ASKED ME TO HELP HER WITH A PERSONAL PROJECT-
Rocky: SHE AGREED TO LET ME SEND HER HOME WHEN SHE FELL GHAT TIME-
Chance: SHE SENT ME A POSTCARD FROM ENGLAND-
Judge Lovina: *eyes turn red* SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rocky/Chance: Thus she likes me more!
-silence-
-silence-
-silence-
Unknown: SilensEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Unknown: DAMN THIS SHIT!
Judge Lovina: *glares* Since both of you insist on using such methods instead of the usual protocol, we shall now use the most epic battle type possible.
Chance/Rocky: *(*^﹏^*)*
Judge Lovina: *pause* Scissors paper stone.
-stunned silence-
Sabrina: *spits out lollipop*
Jacob: *stops mid-suck*
Jennyfer:
Jennyfer:
Chance/Rocky: *╰_╯* Challenge accepted.
Everyone Else: *suddenly* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Epicest battle ever!"
"This is gonna be sooooooo good!"
"I knew Lovina could handle this!"
Jacob: When you're the one practically controlling the story...
Sabrina: You ain't surprised at no shit.
So that's it. A short chapter this time, for the crap that's going to happen. Perhaps a little draggy at parts. Nevermind, I'll edit it once I finish this lollipop. Or maybe another one. Sabrina's magixed lollipops seem to taste better than usual.
Forcing Sabrina to eat that carrot was a good idea, even though she hates me now. After that reveal thing... anyway, do be prepared for the fourth installment of Code Of Class Law. You know the catchphrase by now. An unexpected twist of events will occur, and perhaps the ships of Rovina and Lolland will capsize forever.
Or will they?
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