A warm welcome back! Where we left off, Jacob, Jennyfer and me were feasting on lollipops(MY lollipops) while Lovina announced her brilliant battle plan. A method also known as scissors paper stone. Brilliant, as usual. It will be highly exciting, I'm sure.
Perhaps a little insight to how this all started would help. It all began so many years ago in that little classroom. Chance was already falling for Yvonne, then a bright, feisty Capricorn. Her charm simply dazzled him like nothing else. Rocky was sitting behind Yvonne. The two became fast friends, and their usual friendly banter posed the question about whether they were more than friends. This, naturally, made Chance extremely jealous-
Jennyfer, let me tell the damned story. Everyone knows you ship Rovina. Just eat your lollipop. STOP SHAKING ME YOU LITTLE PIECE OF UNICORN
And he vowed to battle against Rocky for Lovina's hand for as long as it took.
Don't ask me exactly how they met up again. Or how exactly our class met up again. I don't know. We all went to different schools, except Xanthe and me. Anyway, now an old love war is brought up again, this time with Rocky an active participant.
Back to the court. Hey, I WAS ABOUT TO EAT THAT! JACOB!

Judge Lovina: *enjoying herself throughly* Will both of you please get in position? Lawyers and those present, you shall be the judges.
Chance: *breathes heavily* *punches fist* I. Will. Win.
Rocky: *eating two carrots in a go for extra strength* Must not die...
Harold: Why did I agree to be Carrotcrunch's lawyer?
Leo: Why did I agree to come here instead of applying to be a hacker in the FBI?
Tim: I could be modelling aeroplanes.
Tom: I could be making model airplanes.
Judge Lovina: And I, could be sleeping at home. Right. Ready?
Chance: *narrows eyes*
Rocky: *swallows last bite* *>:|*
Judge Lovina: Scissors...
Rocky: *slowly pulls hand back* Do not lose to him. Not him.
Chance: *fist shakes* Win. Win. Win.
Judge Lovina: Paper...
Chance: *arm muscles flex* I. Will. Win. I. Will. Win. I. WILL. WIN.
Rocky: *clenches fist* *knuckles turn white* Donut lose donut lose donutlosedonutlosedonutlosedonutlosedonutlose

Judge Lovina: STONE!
-at the same time-
-door is bashed open-
Ryan: STOP! POLICE!

Sabrina: *happily eating popcorn* *mouth drops open* *stays open*
Jacob: WHAT THE HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS UNDER ME
Jennyfer: *sucks on lollipop* Hmm.

Judge Lovina: Ryan? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

Jacob: Black carrot sorcery. *grabs lollipop from Sabrina's hand* *rips wrapper* *sucks forcefully*
Sabrina: *mouth stays open* *smacks Jacob*
Jennyfer: *grows beard* It is the meaning of a friend's timely save when one's life is in peril. *strokes beard*

Ryan: Yves, we received an anonymous tip. Apparently someone here, Chance Holland to be precise, took drugs before he came into this room.
Judge Lovina:What drugs? Chance, I am immensely disappointed with you. What drugs did he take?
Ryan: Not actually drugs, Yves. Just performance-enhancing food. Lollipops.

Jacob: *drops lollipop* The hell?
Jennyfer: *flips hair* I am just too fabulous.
Sabrina: *somehow manages to sing while mouth remains open* La la la la la la la la...

Rocky: This means...*eyes glaze over* I WIN.
Chance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Ryan: But wait! Rocky has carrot overdose!
Rocky: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS- WHAT?!
Chance: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Rocky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Chance: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Judge Lovina: This session is over. Ryan, thanks. Me go lunch now. Hey, people! *waves to Xanthe and Sookie and Coco and Kellyn and Regina*
Xanthe/Sookie/Coco/Kellyn/Regina: Okay!
Chance: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Jacob: I CANNOT TAKE THAT HELLISH NOISE ANYMORE.
Sabrina: *closes mouth* *silently hand Jacob a lollipop*
Jacob: *flies down and stuff in Chance's mouth*
Jennyfer: *sobs* ROVINA! IT'S NOT COME TRUEEEEEEE! *wails* *grabs tissue* OMG! NO! ROVINAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sobs*
Jacob/Sabrina: *high-five* Mission accomplished.
Jacob: *gives Jennyfer lollipop*
Sabrina: How about we go to an alternate universe where Rovina comes true.
*discussing*

Tim: *hands hundred bucks to Harold* Thanks. That fake Chinese accent was good. That Ryan guy was fooled.
Tom: *shakes hand with Leo* Good job on snatching that phone and returning it.
Leo: *shakes hand with everyone* Good idea.
Harold: *nods* We shall go out for lunch.
Tim/Tom/Leo: Agreed. *shakes hands*

Let's leave it here, with Lovina and her forever friends walking out, Chance and Rocky still wailing, and the unwilling lawyers celebrating their success on ending the court early.

Yours Truly,
Sabrina Zasper
Criminal Lawyer and Unicorn

Always,
Jacob Constellation
DSP and Bob The Minion

Sincerely,
Jennyfer Kooci
Author and Shipper Of Many

All's all that ends well, isn't it?

Because in the end,

the road to love is rocky, but sometimes one is given a chance.

May you, dear reader, find true love as well.

Yours Always,
Soulflight
Alias Sabrina