I wasn't kidding when I said that I loved snow.

I tumbled around in it, made snow angels, made some snowballs for no good reason, and I even managed to make a snowman. I felt like a child again! At the city it rarely ever snows, and when it does, it's lame, slushy snow, not this fluffy and great packing snow!

*crack*

I heard a piece of wood break.

I whisked my head around to see whoever stepped on it, but I saw no one. I started to become fearful of whoever was stalking me and was hiding. I got up from my spot in the snow, and brushed off the snow on my butt. I walked forwards to this little bridge thing, and right before I was going to step foot on the bridge, I heard steps behind me. Something stopped me from moving, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't budge. I then heard the footsteps stop, and a deep, slightly intimidating voice.

"Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal?" Yes, but I can't move, you person.

"Turn around and shake my hand." I found myself with the power to move again. I turned, and I shook this mysterious person's hand.

*Ppppppffffffffffttttttttttt*

"Oh my gosh!" I laughed my butt off as I heard the whoopie cushion. I found that prank to be the most genius idea ever! After some seconds of me laughing, I awkwardly wiped away the tears and looked up because the person was speaking.

"Hehe. The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny."

I saw the speaker. He was a blasé looking skeleton that had a blue hoodie with black shorts with a stripe. He had a wide grin on his face. Why I wasn't surprised to see a walking, living, breathing skeleton right before my eyes, is I guess because it's expected to see something that is bipedal and combined with something. For this instance, bones.

"Anyways, you're a human right? That's hilarious." I saw the guy looking tired. Was I boring to him? This dude is kinda rude. First of all, he's a total CREEP for following me out of the ruins, somehow freezing me, and to top it off, he's tired to see me... "I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton." At least he has the decency to introduce himself. Sigh. I guess I will try to cope with this guy.

"Y/N." I breathed. "Y/N the, human!" I smiled. Sans smiled back, but he was already smiling, but he was being genuine. Then again, he looked a bit surprised. Maybe that's just my eyes playing tricks on me. How would he even show that? Well he did look tired, so maybe he's surprised for me to respond. This guy...

"Heh. Y/N the human..." Sans felt the name on his.... teeth, and let go of our interlocked hands and put his into his pockets. "That reminds me. I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. But... Y'know..." He looks off to the side, for comedic affect. "I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother, Papyrus.... he's a human hunting FANATIC." I stepped backwards one, and I looked at him surprised and suspiciously. Would, would he try to capture me?! But he said he didn't care... He did look tired though. I guess I'll give him that.

"Hey, I think that's him over there." WHAT?! He's nearby?! What am I going to do?! I need to hide!

"Quick! Hide behind that conveniently shaped tree!" I saw a tree that seemed to be the exact shape of my body. I swiftly hid behind it, and I watched to see a tall skeleton with white armor and a blood red scarf around his neck, scamper right after I was perfectly hidden.

"Sup, bro." Sans casually speaks.

"YOU KNOW WHAT " SUP, " BROTHER!" The loud voice startled me. I couldn't believe that a skeleton could make such a loud sound. "IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T..."

Haven't what?

"RECALIBRATED."

"YOUR."

"PUZZLES!" Wow Sans. I thought you were lazy!

"YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!" Good thing you have an older brother with you! He can keep you in check!

"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?" Yeah! What... this guy said. What are you even doing?

Wait...

"Staring at this tree. It's really cool. Do you wana look?" If Sans has a brother, and he's a skeleton... Is this Papyrus? The Human Hunter?!

WAIT!!! SANS NO-

"NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Thank you Papyrus! You saved my life! But Sans you-

"WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!" Oh.. if he knew.

"I WANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!" He sounds like he's very sure of himself that he will capture me...

"THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT, RECOGNITION, I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!" Papyrus sure sounds egotistical...

"PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE, MY "FRIEND?" Wait... Maybe he just wants a friend... No he probably will just say that as another thing he will get, like getting that one ugly Christmas sweater on Christmas, and you say: "Thanks, Grandma..." But you don't really mean it...

"I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING." Papyrus looks daydreamy, like he truly does want that one thing... Hmm.. I have no idea what kind of person Papyrus is. Is he supposed to be cool and egotistical? Or boisterous but a sweetheart?

"Hmm..." Sans don't do it...

"Maybe this tree will help you?" NO SANS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BLOW MY COVER?! I thought you were on my side!

"SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!" I see Papyrus throw a tantrum. Now I think he is just immature.

"ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND BOONDOGGLE!" Boondoggle? Nice vocabulary. To pretty much, waste time and make it look like you are actually doing something. The equivalent of Sans the Skeleton!!

"YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!" Get up and move around some more Sans! Your brother has to tell you this, and I think it's rather sad that an adult like you is a lazy butt and wastes their time. At least get a good job Sans, and if you are doing your job, which doesn't look like much, then at least try. Like I did!...

"Hey. Take it easy. I've got a ton of work done." Sure you did Sans...

"A skele-ton." PPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I'm a sucker for good jokes. My work place may act like a lounge or party type, but bars don't usually have jokesters.

And if they do, they usually get beat up.

"SANS..." Papyrus turns to my direction and I hide the best I can, and to avoid eye-contact.

"Yeah bro?" I close my eyes to the fear of getting captured.

"IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS?" I hear Papyrus, 'whisper' and then I hear Sans whisper back.

"I don't know. Why don't you check it out?" I got goosebumps, because of my fear.

"WHY THAT'S A BRILIANT IDEA!" Papyrus then stomps over to me, and I hear him stop. I open one eye up, and I immediately close it for I saw Papyrus's skull.

"IS THAT A HUMAN?!" I hear his loud voice screech in my ear.

"No, that's a twig." I open my eyes to Sans's voice to see them both looking at an upright twig.

"OH..." Papyrus sags, but then he jolts back up and exclaims once again: "IS THAT A HUMAN?!" He points at me.

"Yeah." Sans winks at me, which I do not understand. It sort of reminded me of drunk people back at my bar, who would try to flirt with me. I quickly got used to it, but it still discomfited me.

"OH MY GOSH!" Papyrus squealed with his red gloves cradling his skull. "I'VE FINALLY CAPTURED A HUMAN!" He then started to pick me up, but I was an average height for a woman in the United States, 5.4. and so I was startled to see so much arm strength in just bones! Then again, Toriel did make fire I think, and Flowey makes 'friendliness pellets,' so I guess it is normal for something to be unordinary down here.

And you know what? I'm already sick and tired of being called 'human.'

"I have a name you know Papyrus..." Papyrus looks at me, and cocks his head.

"THEN WHAT IS YOUR NAME HUMAN?" His yelling made me wince, but I complied, and told him my name.

"My name's Y/N." Papyrus gasped. He then almost lost his jaw, but Sans helped.

"THAT'S A PRETTY NAME HUMAN! Y/N... HMM..." Papyrus then set me down. "HUMAN-ER I MEAN Y/N. TO BE MY FRIEND, WHICH, YOU ALREADY ARE ACTING LIKE YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE TO LOVE MY COOKING!" I smiled wide at this skeleton, and I nodded.

"Papyrus, I would love to." Papyrus squealed with stars in his eyes.

"REALLY?!" He shook his arms, fanboying. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!" He danced with me, obviously overjoyed of me accepting his request. "THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TO FRIENDSHIP!"

And we ran off, with me in Papyrus's arms. Sans doesn't seem like the one to travel, so maybe he's just going to loiter somewhere else.

Sans's POV:

When I saw the human, I was more than surprised. Someone other than Chara and Frisk, finally fell down. I was still slightly suspicious to this Y/N, because of the big trench coat, but there was one thing I did notice.

She was a woman.

Not a kid.

A lady.

She seems childish, yet mature at times, like she never had this much fun before. She did make a snow angel.

Hmm... With her around, that will make changes in the timeline... That may not be good. Welp. I'll just take a shortcut to Grillby's and get a bottle or two of ketchup, because I can already see the anxiety coming.

Yo Grillbs." I say to him after I teleported outside the door. The people inside all waved at me, and some said my name, but I got used to it after a million or so resets.

I clambered onto the seat, and I held up one finger. Grillby automatically knew what I wanted. He pulled out a bottle of ketchup from underneath the counter, and handed it to me.

"Thanks." I then chugged the bottle.

I then felt the side of my arm getting hot. I saw Grillby touching me, trying to get my attention.

"Sans, this is early for you." Grillby spoke.

"Yeah so what?" I shrugged my shoulder blades.

"Sans, usually, you would always arrive on the dot, and do the exact same thing. You've told me about the resets before, and it still boggles me that I remember." I looked at him like he's grown another flamey head.

"Wait wha-"

"Yes Sans. I have experienced the resets. I don't see much, except for certain customers not arriving." I still can't believe that he never told me that he remembered. I only told him once, but after that I didn't believe that he would remember. "With that aside, I wanted to ask of you to why you are earlier than usual."

"There's a new human in the underground, but they are a lady." Grillby's flame eyebrows rose.

"You don't say?" He spoke in a tone of disbelief.

"Yep. She had a big trench coat on, and she likes my jokes." Grillby rubbed his firey chin.

"Hmm... Much different than Frisk or Chara. Or human. Do you know what soul type she is?" This threw me off.

"Uhm... I don't know." I shrugged my shoulders. "She did seem different and older. Maybe since she's an adult, that her soul is different than the seven." I put the theory out there. It's definitely possible that she could have a different type, but the only problem, is which?