"This is possibly the worst idea you've ever had Hizashi!" Tensei shouted.

"You underestimate me Tensei. Honestly, when have I ever had a 'bad idea'?" Hizashi grinned down to his friend.

"Do you seriously want us to answer that bro?" Oboro strained.

The three of them were currently stacked on eachother's shoulders. With Tensei at the bottom and Oboro then Hizashi balancing on top.

Oboro had tried to lighten the load a little with his clouds but it didn't end up helping since he couldn't concentrate enough to keep them solid.

"Just a little to the left please Tensei!" Hizashi shouted.

"We're loosing balance here!" Tensei said.

"Just embrace your inner ladder!" Hizashi grinned.

"I don't have an inner ladder!!"

"Well find one okay! This is really important!"

The blue haired boy groaned but did as he was told.

"I still don't get Ack- why we didn't just USE THE DOOR!?" Oboro shouted angrily.

"Because the window is more romantic! Trust me, this is the way to unexpectedly drop in on Shouta."

"You boys may want to keep it down." Nemuri said. "Otherwise you may accidentally bring Shouta's DAD to the window with all of this noise."

"Yeah that's why you're on lookout Nem. Just carry on checking around to see if someone's coming." Hizashi said. He looked forward at the window and could just about see Shouta's silhouette in the dark room. "Alright Tensei!" Hizashi commanded. "Forward!"

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Shouta was sitting in his room scrolling through cat videos when he suddenly heard a rapid knocking on the window.

He glanced behind him and was surprised, albeit a little confused, to see his blond boyfriend grinning and waving like a madman through the window.

Shouta felt a blush and a smile fall onto his face as he went over to the window and opened it, leaning outside slightly so Hizashi wasn't so close to the wall.

"Heyyy Shouta!~" Hizashi smiled with his big, dumb grin.

" Adorable..." Shouta thought. But he's never say that.

"What the actual hell are you doing?" Shouta asked.

"Welllll.... I missed you and figured I'd come see you!!" Hizashi grinned, briefly waving his arms only to immediately retract them when he started to loose balance.

"...Right. Annddd... Oboro and Tensei aree...?" Shouta gestured down to the two boys below him.

"Here against our will!" Oboro shouted up.

"Shush. Ladders don't talk." Hizashi said.

Shouta chuckled slightly and smiled at his boyfriend.

"We have a door you know."

"And it's a very lovely door. But isn't this so much more romantic?" Hizashi swooned.

"Not for us." Tensei muttered.

"Quiet!"

"Hm. Yes. Nothing more romantic than using our friends as a human ladder so you can climb to my window to say hi." Shouta said sarcastically.

"Aha! There's that quick wittedness that I fell in love with." Hizashi winked.

Shouta blushed and buried his face into his hoodie.

"And um... I didn't just come here to say hi..."

"Oh?"

"I was... kinda hoping to have a bit of a Romeo and Juliet moment... Y'know? With the balcony kiss and all that..." It was Hizashi's turn to blush as he mumbled his proposal.

Shouta's eyes widened as he took in what Hizashi had said. Shouta was familiar with the text. Obviously not as much as Hizashi but he knew the basic gist of what happened.

"So what? You want me to be your Juliet?" Shouta smirked as he leaned further out of the window, closer to Hizashi.

"If you're prepared for 5 whole days of being star-crossed lovers only for us to kill ourselves in the end then yeah I'd be up for that." Hizashi smiled.

Shouta chuckled and caressed Hizashi's cheek with his thumb.

"Wouldn't have it any other way Romeo..."

"What does that make us then?! The garden wall?!" Tensei shouted

"No we're his Merry Men." Oboro said.

"That's Robin Hood dumbass!" Nemuri shouted.

Shouta rolled his eyes and Hizashi nervously laughed.

"So... um... can I kiss you?" He asked.

Shouta was silent for a moment before he shrugged his shoulders.

"Sure."

Tensei took a shaky step forward and the two's lips pressed against eachother in a warm kiss. Hizashi had to stable himself by wrapping his arms around Shouta's neck which he didn't seem to mind. The ravenette smiled into the kiss. One of his hands was on the windowsill to stop him from falling out of the window and the other ran lightly along Hizashi's jawline.

Hizashi's heart was running a mile a minute and when they finally broke the kiss, it didn't slow down at all.

"...wow...." Hizashi said.

Aizawa snorted and smiled at him. " 'wow'? That's all you have to say?" He asked.

"Well- I- uh..."

"Hm? Oh, What's this? Hizashi Yamada... speechless? My my... never thought I'd see the day." Shouta smirked.

Hizashi huffed. "Well perhaps if my boyfriend wasn't so breathtaking, I'd have been able to come up with something a little more elegant, now wouldn't I?"

Shouta smiled and held Hizashi's cheek again.

"Aw... you think I'm breathtaking?"

"Always have babe~"

They leaned in again but Shouta instantly stopped when he heard a knocking at the door.

"Shouta! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my dominance as your sister by coming in anyway!" The door swung open and a girl with long, dark hair came in.

She instantly froze at the sight of her brother, leaning out of the window to where a nervous blond stood shakily on the shoulders of his friends.

It took precisely two seconds for her to figure out what was going on. Her eyes lit up and she excitedly shouted.

"MOM! DAD! SHOUTA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!!"

"DAMMIT KAORI SHUT UP!!" Shouta shouted. He grabbed the pillow from his bed and threw it at her. She dodged it and started laughing madly as she ran down the halls.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LATER YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" Shouta shouted after her.

"Shouta do not threaten your sister!"

A tall man with shorter black hair and red eyes came into the room. Hizashi took one look at him and instantly froze. It was now occurring to him that he'd never actually met Shouta's parents before and he certainly didn't want his first impression to be negative.

But, well... this wasn't exactly the easiest situation to explain without sounding like a total weirdo.

Shouta's dad raised an eyebrow at him and Hizashi felt like he was about to die from how unintentionally intense this man's stare was.

"Guess that's where Shouta gets it from..." Hizashi thought.

"So..." he said. "This your boyfriend?"

The two boys blushed deeply.

"W-well uh... I, umm-" Shouta stumbled over his words, completely caught in the middle of this web of embarrassment.

Hizashi was about to say something to help Shouta. He prepared to take a step forward, completely forgetting he was still perched on Oboro and Tensei's shoulders.

The three boys wobbled, Tensei trying his best to stabilise their little tower but it was too late.

All three of them came crashing to the ground. Oboro had managed to create a cloud for himself to land on but had completely forgotten about Hizashi.

"Woah woah! Fuck! SHIT!" Hizashi tried to grab onto the windowsill but missed by quite a bit.

He fell, landing not so graciously on his ass.

"HIZASHI!" Shouta shouted. He'd ran to the window and leaned out to check that he was okay.

"Ah... shit. I'm fine!" Hizashi shouted up at him. "Just a little winded is all!"

"Sorry man. Should've made you a cloud too." Oboro apologised.

"Nah it's fine dude... ngh... my fault anyway. It was my idea to do this shit."

"Is he okay?"

Shouta's dad also came to the window to check on Hizashi.

Nemuri looked up, saw him and instantly shouted: "WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED!! ABORT MISSION!! ABORT! ABORT!"

Tensei and Oboro grabbed Hizashi's arms and legs and pulled him behind them as they ran.

"See you on Monday Shoouuuu!!!" Was all Shouta managed to catch from them as they ran off.

He laughed quietly to himself as he turned back around, realising that he still had a bit of explaining to do to his family.

"Umm... I.."

"You don't have to say anything." His dad said.

"What-"

"Just... tell your boyfriend to use the door the next time he comes around. I don't want to have to explain to his mother that he broke his arms trying to get to your window." His dad left the room and Shouta let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding in.

"At least his first impression wasn't downright horrendous." He thought to himself.

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(Later, Hizashi made it up to Aizawa by sending him cute cat pics of a stray he found on his way home.)