.....as if he's your boyfriend.

Xiumin: Drank coffee now I can't sleep. #Insomniac My Baozi♥? U awake? :(

Luhan: Jagi~ I had a nightmare. :( Jagiyyyyyyyyyaaaaa~ I miss you. T.T I wish you're here.

Kris: NJAsajdaw8coole29qhf0style32b874t.>1e1dqrfgalaxyfefacaw *sleep texting?*

Suho: Good morning Jagi. I have to wake up early for work. Are you awake now? I love you. Take care.

Lay: Babe? . . . Is it real if you woke up 2-3am there's someone watching you sleep? Weird right? What if aliens were real and dolphins can talk? Babe. Why am I thinking of briliant things? Babe, why aren't you answering?

Baekhyun: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP~ I CAN'T SLEEP! YAAAAAHHHH! WAKE UP! ANSWER ME~ Aish~ JAGIYAAAAAAAAA~ *send it like 10x* *miscalls 14 times*

Chen: I already counted 124821 sheeps yet I can't sleep. Aish. Ottoke!? YAHHH! R u sleeping already? Or ur still not awake... YAAAAAAAAAAH~

Chanyeol: JAGIYA!!!!! I'M OUTSIDE OPEN UUUUUUPPPPP!!!! It's freezing out here! JAGIYA!!! I THOUGHT I'M PICKING YOU UP FOR OUR JOGGING!? WHAT.....HA......PPENED~!? WAKE UUUP~

Kyungsoo: Preparing for breakfast.. Good morning Baby~ Dont forget yours when you wake up okay? ♥

Tao: babe? Babe? BABE! BAAAAAAABE! THERE'S A SOUND COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM!! R U THERE!? BABE! T^T

Sehun: Jagiya. Tomorrow 10 am, bubble tea store. Be there. Good morning ;) I'm going back to sleep.

Kai: *IMPOSSIBRU! HE'S LIKE TAKING A BUNCH SLEEPING PILLS WHEN SLEEPING*

YOU texting Kai @3am: HEY FAGGOT!! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS! KAI! HEY YOU! WAKE UP! YOU SAID YOU'VE USED PROTECTION BUT WTF!!!!! KAIIIIIIII!!!! JONGIN! KIM JONGIN! PICK IT UP!! I'M PREGNANT GODDAMMIT!!!!