Luhan: I follow by the motto of "Expect the Unexpected.."

Kai: *slaps him hard*

Luhan: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FOR!?

Kai: *grins* You didn't expect that, didn't you? :D

Luhan:  (#ಠ益ಠ  ) thathurtsnegro

Kai: *slaps him hard on the other side*

Luhan: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Kai: That's for calling me Negro, Bambi..

Luhan: (#ಠ益ಠ#)