You: *sigh* Yoongi. Let's stop this.

Yoongi: What? Why?

You: My momma don't like you.

Yoongi: *laughs*

You: What's funny?

Yoongi: Well, I don't like her too. Can't she see I'm courting you? I'm not into older woman. 

You: No.. I mean..ugh.. 

Yoongi: *looks at you weirdly* Did your mom think I like her?

You: . . .