"That's how I met your dad"
/Choose your stan and only read your stan's story :D/
*Jungkook Stans*
You: *screaming on the bridge* DAMMIT! I ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN! NOT LAMB SKEWERS!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO--
Jungkook: *popped out of nowhere* You said Lamb skewers? OH MY GAWD
You: *confused looking at him*
You: Dude.. wtf
JK: hehe, I can help you know.
You: *frowned and confused*
JK: Ahhh.. hehhe *embarrassed*
You: You wanna help? Buy these lamb skewers so I can buy my burgers.. Darn.
JK: Uhh, how about, you, me, burgers dinner & with lab skewers tonight? How's that? *wiggling eyebrows*
*Taehyung stans*
Your car suddenly broke down at the middle of nowhere.. you got off your car and started throwing tantrum, kicking & ranting on your car..
You: DAMMIT! I FIXED YOU LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND THEN YOU--YOU PUT ME IN THIS PLACE OF NOWHERE! DARN! I HATE YOU--
*clear throats behind you, you turned*
Taehyung: WHOA!! YOU TALK TO A CAR TOO!?
You: Yeah so..
Taehyung: omfg..I THOUGHT I AM THE ONLY ONE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE! YOU! MARRY ME!!
You: . . .
Taehyung: Uhh...
*Suga stans*
You were on the line and somebody overtake and lined before you after waiting in the cashier for an hour..
You: WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE THE FUCK OUT AND GET ON WITH YOUR MOTHER FUKCING BUSINESS BECAUSE BOY... YOU SUCK!
Suga: *gasps* DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TOO!?
You: *shocked to see Suga* SO WHAT IF YOU'RE THAT GG LEGS, GUMMY SMILE, CUTE AND HOT, and swaegest guy in that whole wide world in that kpop band called bts that I biased on.......DO YOU THINK I GO SOFT ON YOU! FUCK YOU BITCH!
Suga: *smirks* Hmm.. Girl is a bad ass huh.. *huffs*
You: *glared at him and leave* i hate you for ruining my life you...Ultimate bias.
Suga: *followed you by sight*
WHoooa... HEY.. MISS!! Can I get your number-- *left his laziness and followed you*
*Rapmon Stans*
*You were on a library studying and cramming for your exam but as you went to the aisle of books your books was on the top shelf, you struggled upon reaching it, until a tall guy reached it for you*
Rapmon: Here..
You: oh thanks.. *but as he hands you the book, the book tore and fell apart*
You: WHAT THE--
Rapmon: shit
You: No worries, I can fix it..
RM: I'm sorry I'm so clumsy..
You: hehhe it's okay, we all get clumsy at times, it's not your fault
*RM checked you out saw you on a white tshirt, jeans and red converse, RM blushed and looked away*
RM: Ummm.. Are you studying on something coz I maybe I can help, I can be your tutor?
You: Jinjja?? :D
*Jimin stans*
In the Grocery...
You: *running as you saw that strawberry jams*
You: *didn't hesitate to grab the strawberry jams*FINNA--
*but then you notice there's also another hand, turns out this guy holds your hands instead of the jar*
*both of you slowly turned to each other....in slow motion*
*both of you blushed and slowly let go of your hand and the jams*
Jimin: So--sorry heheh *scratches his nape*
You: *not having an eye contact with him* It's fine, anyways I'm----
*but as you turn to look at him, he's already running away with the last jam*
You: HEY!! FAGGOT!! I NEED THOSE JAMS!! *chasing him*
*Jin stans*
You were walking in a mall.. until somebody spill some shake on your newly brought shirt..
You: MY NEWLY BROUGHT PINK MARIO LIMITED EDITION SHIRT!!! SHIT!
Jin: HEY.. It's bad to curse and I'm sorry if I----Oh my god..
You: IT'S OKAY.. god.. *as you're wiping the shake off of your shirt*
Jin: I WORE THE SAME SHIRT!! SEE?? I ALSO BOUGHT IT A WHILE AGO.. *unzips his jacket*
Jin: PINK MARIO LIMITED EDITION SHIRT!
You: WHOA!!! WE HAVE THE SAME--Wait.. Bruh.. Pink? Seriously?
Jin: Real men wear pink *done face*
You: Uhhh---uuuwww---kaaaaay???
Jin: Soooo... *clicks his tongue* Since I .. uh.. spill a shake on your shirt, how about I could buy you another one?
You: REALLY!? :D
Jin: ^_^ yeah.. and in exchange how about if you go out with me..
You: *blushed*
*JHope stans*
Inside the dance room.. You're alone..
You: I'm so bored.. *plays RV songs*
*RV's ICC's Intro starts to play*
*a big crash in the door shocks you with a screaming guy running to you*
You: O_O
Jhope: *snatched your phone and skipped to the chorus*
*ICC's Chorus plays, he danced, you're shocked watching him*
After the song he asked you if you have Touch Ma Body, you nodded, then he told you to skip to the chorus and he danced again, and you're shocked.. After Dancing.
Jhope: *catching his breath but tryna look cool**reached his hand with senpai/serious/hot look*
I'm Jung Hoseok.. Call me JHope.
You: *shake his hand nervously* I'm Y/n.. hehehe.. Uhh. I guess I need to leave? *traumatize*
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You: And that's how me and your dad, kids..
Your kids: WHOA!! DAEBAK!!! *applauding* TELL MORE MOM!?
*Your Bias*: *eyes roll & facepalmed* oh god, Honey.. Please. Stop.
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