Ducks quacks then might chase you and they live for 20 years.

Cats chase mice, scratches you and they live for 15 years.

Dogs run, bark, then bites and they live for 13 years.

Llamas chew and spit on your face and they live for 30 years.

Rabbits hop then chew carrots and they live for 9 years.

Horses gallops then kick you hard away and they live for 30 years.

While..

Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years.

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Laziness is the key.

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Lesson learned.