You: "Babe is it in?" 

Bias" "Yea. Does it hurt?"

You: "Uh huh."

Bias: "Let me put it in slowly."

You: "It still hurts."

Bias: "shit... Even if I wiggle it like this?"

You: "AHHHH!! Darn it. I said it hurts.."

Bias: "Sorry... I'm pulling it out.."

You: "Slowly~ Ahh... It still hurts."

Bias: *sighs* "It's out"

You: *breathes* "Arasseo"

Bias: *stoods up* "Okay let's try another shoes size.."