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AMIGAS CHEETAHS
3 members
meg, sav, rita

meg
good afternoon babies

sav
morning lovelies 😘

rita
buneos dias
i heard the winter musical is going to be heathers, we should all try out

meg
who's auditioning for who?

sav
wouldn't you want heather #1?

meg
i don't know if i can even handle a part, i've got to focus on getting my grades up

rita
you could always just pull a cher and set your teachers up in a vain attempt

sav
for a second i thought you meant CHER and i was like when the hell did that happen
but she's right

meg
yeah right

sav
pls, you are cher horowitz in a nutshell

meg
🙄🙄🙄

rita
OMG she right
lonely dad, hot step-sibling, mean girl, fashion queen

meg
i'm going to block you
1) he's not hot
2) and cher was not a mean girl!

sav
whatever helps you sleep at night 😊

meg
what's that supposed to mean?

sav
you must like him a lot if you've agreed to help him get his moms stuff back

meg
yeah well, for a brief moment there we were on the verge of becoming friends

rita
we're sorry megara

meg
don't be.
at least i don't have to deal with him ever again.

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Clueless | 2021