August 5th, 2016 - Bring syrup too.

Luke: teni

Luke: come downstairs

Luke: right now

Teni: no wtf i just woke up i'm still laying in your bed

Luke: i'll make you pancakes

Luke: and we can watch cartoons on tv

Luke: and i can make fun of your bedhead

Luke: bc ur disgusting

Teni: first of all, drop dead, ur disgustinger

Teni: second of all, i look like a monster and i wouldn't want to frighten your mother

Teni: and thirdly, i'm much too lazy to walk all the way downstairs

Luke: damn you sound like you're writing an essay

Teni: in conclusion, i will not be coming downstairs because i hate u :)

Luke: i want my ravioli back

Luke: all of it.

Teni: don't fucking tempt me i'll puke in your bed sheets

Luke: that's hot

Teni: everything about me is

Luke: ok tell me something i don't know

Teni: The Chevrolet Chevelle was a mid-sized automobile produced by the Chevrolet division of General Motors in three generations for the 1964 through 1977 model years.

Luke: get out of my house

Teni: seriously can't you just come hang out up here?? it's like 10am it's too early to be out and about in the Hemmings household

Luke: my mom went to work dude we have the whole house to ourselves

Teni: ok we're not high schoolers trying to sneak around our parents

Teni: we are adults

Luke: i'll sneak around with you any day of the week 

Luke: ;)

Teni: i'm locking the door

Luke: wait!!

Teni: what do you want now

Luke: i already made the pancakes :/

Luke: i'll bring them up to you

Teni: breakfast in bed!!!

Luke: exactly

Luke: and we can watch cartoons in my room i guess, since ur being so fucking lazy

Teni: are you fr right now

Luke: as real as can be

Teni: not all heroes wear capes

Teni: not all angels have wings

Luke: i have pancakes instead

Teni: that's even better. come on up here dummy. bring syrup too please.

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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: sleeping on the couch was a terrible decision but at least i have pancakes 

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missed texting chapters and ive been hitting yall with a lot of lengthy wordy chapters so here's a cute lil filler!! i hate fillers but i feel like this one was much needed

i just asked you guys about your week so instead i wanna hear about ur crush!!! i dont really have one bc i dont have a soul and boys have cooties. 

enjoy your day/night!!!!!!!