July 14th, 2016 - Last night.

Luke: hey cutie

Luke: hows my wife doing

Luke: you alright??

Luke: you seemed really drunk last night and I just want to make sure you're alright

Teni: I'm alright idk what I was doing last night

Teni: liquor has a mind of its own

Luke: treat yourself nicely today especially if you're hungover

Luke: stay hydrated!!!!!!!

Luke: rest up

Luke: pet your dog

Teni: I will I will

Teni: thanks dad

Luke: I'm just caring for my wife leave me be

Luke: ah speaking of which

Luke: last night you mentioned a few things about catching feels

Teni: I was hoping you'd ignore that

Luke: it's a little hard to ignore something so abrupt and personal

Luke: I just wanted to know what that was all about

Teni: like I said earlier, liquor has a mind of its own

Teni: it was just the liquor talking

Luke: oh yeah I figured haha

Teni: I wouldn't want anything to be weird you know

Luke: it wouldn't be weird

Luke: we're married

Teni: yeah but that's just a joke

Luke: :-(

Teni: what??

Luke: our marriage is not a joke

Luke: we were best friends as kids and I absolutely loved you then and I love you now and it would be a true honor if you caught feels for me. we are so close it wouldn't be weird

Teni: awh ily too Luke

Luke: I'm still gonna come visit and take you on a real date

Luke: you'll definitely be catching feels then

Luke: I'm a real panty dropper

Teni: AHAHAHAHA

Teni: I can't wait

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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: I am the embodiment of :-(

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what the hell was this ???? besides awkward af

I have some good shit coming soon stay posted

ps cheer camp was wild as fuck and we threw a party and I am bruised all over and it was awesome but I'm so glad to be back and I was so overwhelmed by the notifications I got on this story so hello new readers!!! we're all friends here

tell me about your day!!! I was on a nasty ass bus for six hours and I ate my body weight in fast food :-)

love u all good day/night