July 4th, 2016 - America, motherfucker.

Luke: isn't it Independence Day in America right now

Teni: FUCK YEAH IT IS

Teni: IM SO HYPED

Luke: Teni

Luke: hun

Luke: you were born and raised Canadian

Teni: BUT MY DAD WAS AMERICAN SO HE ALWAYS GOES ALLLLL OUT

Teni: IM DRESSED HEAD TO TOE IN RED WHITE AND BLUE

Teni: WEVE GOT ENOUGH FIREWORKS TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY

Teni: and there's cake

Luke: it's still not your country

Luke: come on hate American Independence Day with me

Teni: how can I hate it when there is an American flag cake cooling off in my kitchen

Luke: fake Canadian

Teni: say what you want

Teni: sticks and stones

Luke: unbelievable

Teni: America, motherfucker

Luke: I hate you

Luke: FaceTime?

Teni: I can't right now I'm hanging with my dad

Luke: ok so politely leave the room and then call me

Teni: you are just asking me to do the impossible today

Teni: there are two things in this world that come before you in my heart

Teni: American Independence Day

Teni: and my father

Teni: you could tell me right now that you're outside my house and my dad would still come first

Luke: if I were in Canada, you'd be coming first

Luke: I'm sorry I had to

Teni: Im going to block you

Luke: no it was a joke

Teni: admit that Fourth of July is superior to every other Independence Day

Luke: no

Teni: blocked

Luke: OKAY JESUS I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE SERIOUS

Luke: Fourth of July is the best Independence Day and all the other countries can suck a dick

Teni: the ending was a nice touch

Luke: we are both traitors to our countries

Teni: learn to lighten up Luke. it's a celebration and it's fun

Luke: America is pretty cool

Teni: I haven't been in a few years. last time I went was after my mom died and my dad wanted to spend some time with his parents. thing is, my grandparents live on a farm in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do

Luke: I never see that stuff I'm always in the most populated cities

Teni: let's go sometime

Teni: I'd love to see Los Angeles or Los Vegas or NYC

Luke: I'd love to see your grandparents farm

Teni: I want to see a big city :(

Luke: I just want to see you tbh

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@teni_nicole tweeted: I can't help but be excited. THERE IS AN AMERICAN FLAG CAKE ON MY COUNTER

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the power went out before I wrote this so if I'm brutally murdered I'm sorry

also ;););););););););) I know what's gonna happen pretty soon

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tell me about your day!!! I woke up early to do homework and then slept until 1pm on accident :-) what about you

good

ight day