June 10th, 2016 - Dating around the distance.

Luke: do you have a boyfriend

Teni: I'm sorry what

Luke: boyfriend. do you have one?

Teni: uh, no? why

Luke: you posted a picture on Twitter and I literally never realized how absolutely FUCKING GORGEOUS you were so I thought I'd ask

Teni: oh

Teni: OH

Teni: oh my thank you so much this is really really cute

Teni: no no I do not have a boyfriend because that jackass keeps telling people I'm a clingy hoe

Luke: well he's dumb because you can't possibly be clingy AND be a hoe that contradicts itself :-)

Teni: very good point but that doesn't change the fact that he's ruining my love life

Luke: when was the last time you went on a date

Teni: God I don't even know

Teni: like six months? maybe eight? I can't really remember

Luke: I'd take you on a date wtf the guys around you are so fucking dumb

Luke: log on to club penguin

Teni: what why

Luke: do it don't argue with me

Teni: damn ok mom don't give me attitude

Luke: meet me at the pizza parlor on slushy in ten

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teniguin: what is the point of this lucas

lukeisapenguin: this is our date silly

teniguin: you are so stupid

lukeisapenguin: wheres the waiter?

teniguin: this is ridiculous Luke omg

noahsurfer456: wat would u guys like today

lukeisapenguin: fish pizza for me

teniguin: I dont want anything omg

lukeisapenguin: honey you should eat something it's not healthy to skip meals

teniguin: THIS IS A CHILDRENS WEBSITE

noahsurfer456: coming right up

lukeisapenguin: LOOK HES THROWING THE DOUGH IN THE AIR

teniguin: i see that

lukeisapenguin: HOW DOES HE DO THAT

teniguin: its from his outfit

lukeisapenguin: i want to be able to do that how do i get that

teniguin: idk but hes been flipping that pizza dough for a while

teniguin: this is outrageous the wait times here are awful

lukeisapenguin: its been like 45 seconds but youre right

lukeisapenguin: lets blow this pop stand

lukeisapenguin: or we could skip to the end of the night

lukeisapenguin: I send two heart emojis, you ask to head back to my igloo

lukeisapenguin: then we sit on the free furniture they provided me with

lukeisapenguin: and we talk about the problems of our economy

teniguin: if that's how your dates end, I pity you

lukeisapenguin: our real life date will go differently

teniguin: what real life date

lukeisapenguin: im taking you on a date one day you cannot argue with me

lukeisapenguin: and unlike this date, its gonna go well

lukeisapenguin: and at the end of the night i might actually be able to kiss you

teniguin: reminder that youre flirting with me in the pizza parlor on club penguin

lukeisapenguin: just chill for a second i am having a moment

lukeisapenguin: you actually mean a lot to me

lukeisapenguin: I just really want you to know that

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started cute and went so so south

also this is probably gonna be long as diiiick

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