June 1st, 2016 - A very important discussion takes place about phone screens and belly buttons

Teni: BAD NEWS

Luke: Oh no

Luke: Ok hit me with it

Teni: I broke my phone screen and absolutely shattered the front camera so we cant really FaceTime anytime soon

Teni: Well I mean I guess we could. I would see you, you just wouldn't see me

Luke: No that's unfair

Luke: If I have to show my dumb face then you have to show your dumb face too

Teni: Excuse me

Teni: My face is far from dumb

Teni: I'll fight you

Luke: Square up

Luke: My body guard will ruin you

Teni: Does he fight all your fights for you? Is lil lukey incapable of standing up for himself?

Luke: Blocked

Luke: Reported

Luke: Deleted from my friends list on club penguin

Teni: NO IM SORRY

Luke: It's too late. The damage is done.

Teni: It's nice to be able to joke around with someone tbh

Luke: Joke around? My feelings are genuinely hurt.

Teni: Cry about it

Luke: I already did

Luke: On a serious note, you should fix your phone screen

Teni: I'm broke and my front camera is not high on my list of priorities

Luke: I can send you some cash

Teni: No

Teni: That makes me a gold digging leech with a crusty ass vagīna

Luke: Um, no it doesn't? It's barely anything

Teni: I don't need your financial support until I'm a teen mom

Luke: Oh come on quit being stubborn

Teni: No

Luke: You used to buy me six month memberships on club penguin this is the least I can do to pay you back

Teni: Pay me back in puppies and chocolate fountains and expensive makeup. My phone screen is something I can deal with on my own

Luke: You are so stubborn

Teni: :) I know

Teni: Hey!!!!! Do you have a concert tonight?

Luke: Well I'm assuming you're still living in Canada, so our times are a bit different, but yes I do.

Luke: I go on stage in Glasgow in fifteen minutes

Teni: Oh my god good luck my dude

Luke: I don't need your luck, you insulted me a few minutes ago

Teni: Lucas forgive me

Teni: Please

Luke: Can I send you money to fix your phone screen?

Teni: No

Luke: Then no, I don't forgive you

Teni: Oh well

Luke: I have to go get ready I'll talk to you later!!

Teni: Wait

Teni: Super important question

Teni: Really mega important

Teni: The future of our friendship relies on this question

Luke: Spit it out

Teni: Are you an innie or an outtie?

Luke: Innie

Teni: Okay. Good luck out there! Do your best don't mess up

Luke: Thanks teniguin

Luke: I'll make sure it's my best show ever

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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: Is it innie or inny? Trying to say "you're an innie belly button in a world of outties". Very urgent. Pls reply.

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idk that tweet just seems like something dumb luke and Michael would make up

YA GIRL IS ON SUMMER BREAK SO IM TRYING TO UPDATE FREQUENTLY

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