May 25th, 2016 - the only time a childish website has ever brought two people together.

Teni: Call me call me call me call me call me call me call me

Luke: I can't right now, I'm working

Luke: Just log on and make one anyway. I'll make one when I get home tonight

Teni: It'll be super lame without you on the phone but okay

Teni: Oh shit what color should I be

Luke: Blue

Teni: That's what I chose already

Teni: The username teniguin isn't taken but I'm claiming it now bitches

Luke: Yo I hope no one stole my old user

Teni: Shit it wants my parents email

Teni: I didn't ask my parents for permission!!!!!

Luke: You are a badass

Teni: Okay now I'm in

Teni: The nostalgia makes me want to cry

Luke: Is it different?

Teni: I can't really tell I'm stuck on a fucking TUTORIAL

Luke: If you think you're having a bad time, my friend Michael just dropped his acoustic guitar and dented it

Teni: tragic

Luke: You're still the least sympathetic person alive, I see

Teni: Not really I'm just getting pissed bc this tutorial is completely unnecessary

Teni: I'm literally the QUEEN of club penguin I know my way around

Luke: Write them a strongly worded email expressing your dissatisfaction

Teni: I definitely will

Teni: Where do you work?

Teni: Sorry for the random ass question but this thing is laggy af and I was curious

Luke: I'm recording music in the studio

Teni: So you're actually a rockstar

Luke: What

Teni: When you messaged me I stalked your Twitter and figured out quite a bit of information. I just never wanted to mention it bc you never talked about it

Luke: My secret's out

Teni: Exposed your ass, hannah Montana

Teni: While we're on this topic, I'd like to add that your fangirls scared the shit out of me

Luke: Could you elaborate on that?

Teni: You tweeted "haven't been this happy in a long time" the other day and someone replied with "cûm in my nose"

Luke: Oh yeah haha they're wild

Teni: THANK THE FUCKING LORD IM ON A REAL SERVER NOW

Teni: Wtf there's a skatepark?

Teni: Everything has been remodeled I feel like my childhood has been shattered

Luke: Hows the lighthouse? That's our spot I hope they didn't do anything to it

Teni: The lighthouse is exactly the same, inside and out

Luke: I'll take that as a sign

Teni: What do you mean?

Luke: You'll understand eventually

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@teni_nicole tweeted: When did club penguin go to shit?

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the lighthouse is literally the only thing that's basically the same. ALSO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SENT ME FRIEND REQUESTS AHAHAHA

disclaimer: I might not update til next Saturday bc it's finals week (I hate everyone who is already on summer break) and a friend of mine just passed so I'm kinda just trying to keep my head above water you feel

but vote and comment! I wanna know what you think

have a blissful day/night