Me: Where...am I...

(Distant singing)

Me: Hello!? Hello help me!

Me: But...I heard...

...

???: My apologizes, I was trying to lure a man in.

Me: CanyouhelpmeImlostandigotkidnappedprobablybyaneviltwinorsomeshitimscaredhelp

???: Even though I barely heard everything, sure I'll help you!

???: But, why is your face bleeding?

Me: I got hit over the head in my house, please help.

???: Of course! We can get to my home and get you all healed up! Im sure Pearl and the others won't mind! My name is Shel!

(1 hour later of swimming)

Me: WEEEEEE