Poley: Okay so you just pretend to be my girlfriend.

???: Of course! She'll be off your tail in no time!

Poley: Hey Clowny!!

Me: Sorry I'm late, you won't believe how hard it is to find a clown taxi with less than 15 clowns in-

Poley: Meet my girlfriend! Her name is-

Me: Mallory. What are you doing here.

Mallory: What? Can't I find love too?

Me: I need. A moment.

(2 minutes later)

Me: I CANNOT-

Me: EVEN BELIEVE THAT HE LIKES HER

Me:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: I'm back!! I just had to think for a second!

Me: Congradulations you two!! I gotta go now though! Bye bye!!

Poley: That went better than expected.

Me: It's fine, im the best clown!

Me: Everyone loves me! It's okay! I'm fine! One person isn't the end of the world!!