Poley: (Okay, if this doesn't work I dont know what will)

Poley: (It's cruel but it might work.)

(2 hours later)

Me: Eeeee!! Thank you so much for inviting me over! What's the "big news" you gotta tell me!

Poley: Well...Recently...

Poley: I have gotten.

Poley: A girlfriend!

...

Me: you said what motherfucker.

Me: I mean woah!

Me: How do you know she's the one!!

Poley: W-well we kiss and hold hands and stuff...

Me: ...haha! Well Poley, it was so much fun talking with you! I would love to see your girlfriend sometime!

Me: But...I am very busy.
Poley: Okay! Bye Clowny!!

(Door Closes)

Poley: ...She looked like she was gonna kill me-