Robby: It's fine, he's just being overdramatic. I only hit him once.
Poley: You cut him with your chainsaw!
Robby: Only a little.
Poley: This is why his parents make me follow you around...
Robby: Rude.
Me: *crying*
Robby: Shut up.
Poley: Maybe he would stop crying if you, oh I don't know, PUT CLEAN BANDAGES ON HIS FACE?!
Robby: What's wrong with putting dirty bandages on him?
Poley: ITS GONNA INFECT THE WOUNDS!
Robby: He's already infected!
Poley: NOT THAT KIND OF INFECTED!