Poley: Listen, kid, I can't marry you, it's illegal, and I like someone already.
Me: Pleaseee!
Poley: If you can somehow marry me, I will. Okay?
Me: YES
× two years later ×
Poley: *hanging out at the station*

Older me: *runs in* POLEY YOU CAN MARRY ME NOW! I INVENTED TIME TRAVEL JUST FOR YOU-
Poley: OH MY- NO!-
Foxy: Oh Minitoon- *grabs me* Come on, "princess" let's go before you kill him.
Me: I WILL COME BACK! I LOVE YOUUUUU!