Doggy: Clowny why are we here? It's 4 am.

Me: Well I found a story, where you and Poley invited a woman in your room and-

Me: Then you took off-

Poley: Woah, Woah, Woah, what stories are you reading?! That's adult stuff!

Me: Mr. Officer you didn't let me finish! Shut up!
Willow: So why am I here?-

Me: Well I also read a story where you put your belt around a man's neck, and told him to call you mommy, even though he was your boyfriend! Why would you-

Willow: NO MORE TV

Willow: NO MORE COMPUTER

Willow: YOU'RE READING BOOKS FROM NOW ON.