Me: *almost getting kidnapped by Badgy* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

???: *comes around the corner* I...is everything alright?

Badgy: Yeah..my "kid" just isn't listening.

???: That isn't your kid...that's my friend's kid...

Badgy: Oh...Uh...I'm babysitting..?

???: I don't think so. *grabs my hand* Come on, Sweetie let's get you to your parents.

Me: Yay!

???: My name is Mrs. P, Clowny.

Me: Hi Mrs. P!

Mrs. P: haha, hello. Now, we have to go through the city, just hold my hand and stay close, okay?

Me: okay!

~2 minutes later~

Mrs. P: HE DID NOT STAY CLOSE OH MINITOON- CLOWNY! WHERE ARE YOU, SWEETIE!

Diane: Awww look at this clown baby!

Annabelle: Can we keep him!

Diane: Well we need to find his mommy and daddy.

Annabelle: Aww...

Mrs. P: Oh my- Ladies, I'm sorry...I need to take him home...Was he bothering you?

Diane: No, not at all!

Mrs. P: Oh good...Clowny, come on now, let's get you home, dearie.