Listening to Toxic Christian's tell you what you need to do in your life is hilarious to me, I found this in a google Doc from about a year or two ago from HP. If your new and don't know who that is, that is my toxic ex friend who was homophobic and transphobic, and yeah she was a bitch who never respected my boundaries, and once at a sleepover, I had to sleep fully on the floor because she took the mattress and my bestie was on the couch- not mad at my bestie, she offered the couch to me I love her so much she's my sis- ANYWAY here's the google doc that made me laugh so hard. I was literally just talking about my Poley fanfic.

Like, ma'am no lmao