Travis - Good morning!

Jan - Hello, Travis! What's up!

Travis - Force14Gaming2004 sent another...

Diancie - AAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!

Jan - Boy oh boi, how are we to torture Diancie today?

Travis - Actually, you won't. This letter says "I dare everyone to dare themselves."

Jessie - Oh, that's not so bad!

Jan - That's kinda hard to understand but okay...

Jessie - I dare myself to keep fighting Jan until I win!

Jan - You wanna go?! I dare myself to make your dare go on forever!

Jan then tackles Jessie and they begin brawling and rolling all over the place.

Abuja - That sounds like fun! I dare myself to fight London and win!

London - Are you sure? You're still a fire type, you know...

Flareon "Abuja" would like to battle!
London used Hydro Pump!
It had no effect...

London - What?! Nothing?!

Abuja used Bite!

Abuja very gently bites London on the midsection.

London - Augh! I don't know if I can do this... I dare myself to not faint to Abuja for at least ten minutes! Even though half of my HP is gone already... (gulp)

London used Bite!
Abuja used Bite!
London fainted!

Travis uses a Revive on London.

Travis - Good effort, London! You made it a whole one minute, 23 seconds!

London - So I guess I lost the dare...

Travis - "Lost?" "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!"

London - wut

Travis - You set the dare to surviving against Abuja for at least ten minutes, now you have to keep battling until you survive ten minutes.

London - I don't know if I can do that...

Travis - Maybe these will help.

Travis gives London a bag full of Sitrus berries.

Travis - Now go get him, champ!

London - Oh noooooo......

Flareon "Abuja" would like to battle!
London used Bite!

Abuja - London... Why are you nibbling on my toes?

London - Because I can't reach anything else!!

Abuja used Lick!
London is paralysed! He may be unable to move!
Abuja used Bite!
London fainted!

Travis revives London again.

Travis - Oh boy, that was tough. You can still do it though!

London - Is it too late to choose a different dare?

Travis - Yes, well past the time. Maybe I should give you more variety of berries.

Travis puts several other curing berries in London's bag and London goes back to the battle.

Abuja used Lick!
London is paralysed! He may be unable to move!

London - I can't get to the berries if I can't move!

Travis used Cheri Berry!
Abuja used Bite!
London fainted!

Travis - Oh man, this is gonna take awhile

Meanwhile...

Evelyn - I dare myself to evolve into every Eeveelution in five minutes or less!

Berlin - That doesn't sound too hard!

Evelyn - Actually its pretty exhausting...

What?! Evelyn is evolving!
Congratulations! Evelyn evolved into Umbreon!
...into Jolteon!
...Vaporeon!
Leafeon!
Igneon!
Flareon!
Glaceon!
Espeon!
Sylveon!
Eevee!

Berlin - Wow! Four minutes, 39 seconds!

Evelyn - Huff... Huff... I'm done...

Berlin - Why did you do them in that order?

Evelyn - I went from favourite to least favourite...

Berlin - Ah, I see.

Tokyo - Wait, you like Sylveon the least?

Evelyn - I mean, yeah... Most of my experiences with Sylveons have been... Less than pleasant...

Tokyo - Oh...

Berlin - I dare myself to play the yes game all day!

Tokyo - Are you a naughty little boy?

Berlin - Yes.

Warszawa - Am I the best one here?

Berlin - Yes!

Evelyn - Toycat is?

Berlin - ...Yes?

Evelyn - I knew it.

Amsterdam - I dare myself to redesign the Diamond Domain!

Diancie - I dare myself to stop her from doing that at all costs!

Dace - I dare myself to prank Amsterdam so she can't do what she's planning to do!

Geneva - I dare myself to bring the Statue of Liberty back to Kalos from Unova!

Zurich - Oh no! The Americans won't like that!

Geneva - Don't worry, I know what I'm doing... I think...

Tokyo - Well, I dare myself to beat Sonic the Hedgehog.

Warsaw - But you can do that easily...

Tokyo - With my feelers, yes. I'm gonna use my paws this time!

Warsaw - Oh... That will be harder... I dare myself to properly make rock candy without instructions! Okay, first, I'll need some rocks...

Allotrope - I dare myself to try Warsaw's rock candy... Wait, did he say "first he'll need some rocks?!"

Merrick - Too late to back out now! I dare myself to survive alone outside the Diamond Domain for the day!

Ottawa - Um... I dare myself to... Apologise to Warsaw...

She goes over to Warsaw, who has a bowl over a fire filled with rocks and sugar.

Warsaw - Okay, let's cook for ten minutes and see if it crystallises... Oh, Ottawa. What do you need?

Ottawa - I, um... Wanted to apologise for what happened at the beginning...

Warsaw - What do you mean?

Ottawa - You know? Where I sneezed on you?

Warsaw - Oh... That... Okay, I accept your apology.

Ottawa - Phew! Glad that's off my chest!

Warszawa - I dare myself to not run anywhere today! Just walking!

Ottawa - Is that even possible for you? You're so sprightly all the time.

Warszawa - I have to do it.

Moskva (to herself) - I dare myself to ask Moscow out on a date!

Moskva - Hey, M-Moscow?

Moscow - Hello, Moskva. What's up?

Moskva - D-D'you wanna go to, um... Paris together? We're in Kalos, after all...

Moscow - Um... Okay, sure.

Moskva (to herself) - Yes yes yes!

Krakow - I dare myself to eat... A vegetable!

Krakow procures a leaf of lettuce from one of the new plants in the Diamond Domain.

Krakow - I'm sorry, my friend, but I have to do this!

Krakow manages to choke down the leaf.

Krakow - Oh no! Now I'm a cannibal! They'll never forgive me!

Zurich - I'm sure they will. The plant seems okay. But if I fail at my dare... Well, that could be unforgivable...

Evelyn - Oh no...

Zurich - I dare myself... To eat a can of beans!

Everyone stops what they are doing (except the Carbinks because they've never seen Zurich after he's eaten beans).

Jan - Are you sure?

Zurich - Just stand back... And maybe keep some doughnuts ready...

Evelyn produces a can of beans, drops it near Zurich, and runs to a distance.

Diancie - What's the big deal? Does he get bad gas?

Amsterdam - Oh, its much worse than just gas...

Zurich - Okay... Here I go!

Zurich claws the can open as everyone watches. He then downs the whole can. He stands in place, obviously struggling against his mind. He eventually calms down, after about three minutes.

Zurich - I-I'm back! Is everyone okay?

Jan - Nice job, Zurich! Everyone is still in one piece!

Jessie - Now, back to the battle!

Jan - Seriously Jessie, I've had to revive you like, seven times now, and you've only landed one hit on me. Maybe you should give it a break?

(Jan used Torment!)

Jessie - What?! You EGG!!

Bort - I dare myself to help Amsterdam redesign the Diamond Domain.

Diancie - What?! But she's water type! She can't have our best interests at heart!

Amsterdam - Don't worry, I've trained for this my whole life!

Bort - You've spent your whole life training to redesign a cave?

Amsterdam - Not necessarily a cave, specifically, but definitely living spaces. Hey, London, how are you... Oh... That's... Not going well for him... Oh well.

Travis - 47th times the charm, London! You can do this!

Abuja is holding London in his mouth by the tail.

Abuja (through his teeth because he's still holding London) - Are you sure you want to keep doing this, London?

London - Don't worry, I can still eat more berries! I just have to empty my stomach!

London proceeds to vomit all the berries he's eaten trying to defeat Abuja, probably because he's become dizzy from hanging upside down by his tail.

London - Ah hah! There we go!

London used Sitrus Berry!
Abuja used Crunch!

London - AAAAAUUUGHHH! HAVE MERCY! THAT'S MY TAIL!

Abuja - Oops... That was an accident...

Abuja used Crunch!
London fainted!

Travis - Ouch... But, personal best! He made it three minutes, 49 seconds!

Abuja - At the beginning, it was kinda funny, but now its just sad...

Travis - I think we should leave him alone for now...

Maybe they'll keep going later...